Trip One : The heat in the kitchen. Dueling proverbs
Arguing about animal dung
Khrushchev takes the Pepsi challenge
How many nukes does it take to wipe out England?
The new party line on love
Khrushchev's coming! Khrushchev's coming!
Trip Two : "A surreal extravaganza". The worst human being on earth
Khrushchev throws a tantrum
Communism is like my wart
The premier tells a Jewish joke
Khrushchev fever sweeps Hollywood
Khrushchev fakes a tantrum
Barnstorming to San Francisco
Mankind's face is more beautiful than its backside
J. Edgar Hoover gets caught with his pants down
A riot in the cathedral of capitalism
A Cossack charge in Coon Rapids, Iowa
Communist dictator in a home ec class
Chihuahuas for Khrushchev
Trip Three : The banging of the shoe. Spy in the sky
That son of a bitch, Richard Nixon
The guest who wouldn't leave
I feel vicious, malicious, and low!
Epilogue : Life is a cosmic joke.
