Foreword / Jerry Seinfeld --
And further delaying tactics / Mark Schiff & Ritch Shydner --
Hey, Mr. Cooper! / Larry Miller --
My first road trip / Ron Shock --
This ain't my first gig / David Tyree --
Life with Rodney / Robert Schimmel --
A lost love / Jay Leno --
Joke's on me / Mack Dryden --
The 200-pound heckle / Bob Goldthwait --
The mark of a genius / Jackie Martling --
Get in the car / Margaret Smith --
Shaq can stop bullets / Carlos Mencia --
A tip from Bob Hope / Dan Bradley (as told to Jason Dixon) --
Only Superman onstage / Daniel Tosh --
Blame them for my funny / Bob Marley --
Something I said? / Jerry Seinfeld --
No love from a llama / John Bowman --
Alabama waitress / Barry Marder --
The pissed-off pirate and me / Cathryn Michon --
Is she still drunk? / Alex Cole --
Poker flats did just that / Marcie Smolin --
Funny goes to the front of the line / Brant von Hoffman --
I'm the motherfucking man / Chris Rock --
A night at the precinct / Brett Butler --
Henny worked clean / T. Sean Shannon --
The perfect intro for Sam / Ralphie May --
Lefkowitz comedy / Pat Cooper --
Man overboard / Ray Romano --
The show must go on / Rita Rudner --
The real Andy Kaufman has stood up / Bob Zmuda --
The real high / Ritch Shydner --
Entertaining the mob / Allan Havey --
Early digs / Paula Poundstone --
For the kids / Tom Papa --
Tanking it / Don Barnhart, Jr. --
Welcome to my world / Jeff Foxworthy --
Comic material / Dennis Miller --
Goodnight Charlie / Ophira Eisenberg --
Zippity-Doo-Dah / Rusty Warren --
The comic stripper / Eddie Brill --
State fair comedy / Richard Lewis --
Peer laughter / Billy Martin --
Is there a comic in the audience? / Tom Stern --
Don't worry if they suck / Paul Reiser --
Giving my fans away / Paul Rodriguez --
A clinging love / John Heffron --
They weren't sedated / Ritch Shydner --
Wrong move on the wrong guy / Tim Allen --
Pay fight / George Westerholm --
Comedy house calls / Christopher Titus --
Willie and Richard at The Comedy Store / Charlie Hill --
A shining star / Shelley Berman --
Rodney and me / Jackie Martling --
Bad timing / Colin Quinn --
A Larry David crowd / Chris Albrecht --
Moving on black time / Lisa Lampanelli --
The Wile E. Coyote of comedy / Paul Kozak - Pryor and the fire / Harris Peet --
Don Adams hated standup / Ron Zimmerman --
You heckle me, you heckle Dean / Bill Maner --
A lost toy / The Amazing Jonathan --
The star returns / Jonathan Winters --
Upstaging Rich Little / Kevin Pollack --
The vanishing gig / Vince Moranto --
Driving Miss Stripper / Kelly Monteith --
The dream of doing standup / Larry David --
Eighty-proof review / Ron White --
Sunday night is blow-job night / Clay Heery --
Late-night dining / Mark Russell --
The funny side of typing / Jay Thomas --
Promo at a funeral / Dante Garza --
The N word wins / Heath Hyche --
Roseanne, Rodney, and Pritikin / Louie Anderson --
Live nude comedy / Marcie Smolin --
I said what? / Henry Cho --
Opening for Prince / Judy Carter --
A special night / Jonathan Solomon --
The Irish Tenor / Kevin Nealon --
Driving Johnny home / Bruce Smirnoff --
You follow the burning bush / Bob Saget --
A modest proposal / Patton Oswalt --
Spartacus finally gets a laugh / Steve Alan Green --
100% cotton / Mike Myers --
Check the oil and clean the punch lines / Kip Adotta --
It's not decaf / George Lopez --
Classy gig / Michael Patrick King - A comic no-show / Diane Nichols --
Save the goldfish / Tom Arnold --
Don't heckle the driver / Judy Tenuta --
A trained smart-ass / Carl Labove --
Armed and affectionate / D.L. Hughley --
Is that what I think it is? / Doug Stanhope --
Even a politician has to pay / Earthquake --
Sorry about the funny / Drew Carey --
Joke pimp / Joe Bolster --
Motorcycle mayhem / Jimmy Shubert --
Follow that / Chrissy Burns --
Jokes for an orgy / Rick Overton --
My mom loves George Carlin / Dennis Blair --
Swanee, how I hate ya! / Kathy Griffin --
The joke is in the house / Paul Mooney --
Doing Ron White / Frank Lunney --
The first rule of a show / Steven Wright --
A little comedy from the audience / Vic Henley --
Hooked on love / Steve Wilson --
Not that kind of girl / Mike Preminger --
The laugh is on me / Helen Kearney --
The one-handed clap / Jim O'Brien --
A fool for the road / Larry the Cable Guy --
Any publicity is good, but ... / Tony Robinson --
Funny as a guy / Mishna Wolf --
Where the Tuscaloosa / Dobie "Mr. Lucky: Maxwell --
Keep the crowds down / Kenny Kramer --
Buddy Hackett's late-night dining / London Lee --
Here's last night's show / Mike McDonald --
The joke was on me / Rodney Carrington --
Making friends with Kenny G / Mike Rowe --
She dead in my bed / Doug Williams --
Don't ask him to do a second show / John Fox --
Thongs / Jennifer Rawlings --
Heeeeere's David / David Steinberg --
Traveling with my father / Mark Schiff --
The lost fishhook / Joan Maurer --
Killing at a funeral / Vicki Barbolak --
Laughs in Bosnia / Bernie McGrenehan.
